Hat
Keep the sun out of your eyes and the pump in your heart.
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$24.99
Merch
Wear it on your sleeve.
Heat pump hats, heat pump tees, heat pump mugs, and the occasional sticker. Built for HVAC nerds, electrification enthusiasts, installers, engineers, climate-minded homeowners, and anyone who has ever had to defend a heat pump at a holiday dinner. Designed in the US, printed and shipped via Fourthwall.
Pumped in the Boudoir
Show everybody where you like your pump, slathered in velvet
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from $26.99
Mug with PumpedPump
When you want to show the world that you are pumped for pumps, this is what you drink out of.
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$15.99
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More about the merch
Someone, somewhere, needs a heat pump hat. Maybe that's you. Maybe you've spent a holiday dinner defending refrigerant cycles. Maybe you stack rebates for fun. Maybe you just installed a mini-split and want everyone to know. Welcome.
What's hanging in the closet
- Heat pump hats. Embroidered. Low-profile dad hats and trucker caps. No oversized logos, no airport-merch energy.
- Heat pump shirts. Soft cotton tees with real artwork. Not stock clipart from a Fiverr knockoff.
- Heat pump mugs. For the kind of morning person who's curious about COP before coffee.
- Stickers. For the toolbox, the water bottle, the laptop, the truck. Wherever you make your opinions known.
Heat pump merch as a gift
Disturbingly good housewarming present for anyone who just got off gas. Works on HVAC nerds, building-science people, contractors who do honest work, the electrician who upsized your panel, that one relative who keeps asking what a heat pump even is. Also works on yourself.
Shipping
US orders ship for $5 flat. Free shipping on US orders over $75. Handling takes 1 to 2 business days at Fourthwall's print partner; transit is typically 5 to 7 business days after that. International ships eventually.
Returns
30-day return window from delivery, for any reason. Mail it back, get a refund. Return shipping is on the buyer. Fourthwall handles the actual fulfilment. If something's wrong with the order, talk to them; if something's funny about the design, talk to us.